An Irish Toast from an Irish Doctor
by "Doctor" Kelley

May you always stay healthy and breathing,
And rub Irish whiskey on the gums when teething.

May you not smoke, do drugs, or drink too much, And may your doctor always have that special touch.

May you get good care with a small bill,
And may your doctor not say, "It's time to make out your will."

May you never have pain in your belly,
And may I never run out of K-Y jelly.

May you never wait too long and get annoyed, And may you never have a bleeding hemorrhoid.

May Chris not find a girl with sores itching and burning, Then it's Dr. Bahr for whom he'll be yearning.

May your "Odes to Guinness" not be too many, And may my fee for your rehab be more than a penny.

May you survive the cough and turn of the head, Perhaps wishing it was your wife there instead.

May you keep up-to-date with your yearly tests,
And may you keep your appt with La Crosse' Irishfest.

 

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