A Toast to Magical Guinness!
by Karolanne

Guinness is magic always changing forms
It keeps you drunk to forget your daily norms.

Guinness is magic because it is filled with little leprechauns and fairies.
It's magic keeps your lover beautiful when they really look scary.

May Guinness be magic as go about your day.
So you may do no work, and still collect the pay.

May Guinness make you fit and strong and lean
And may it never cost more than gasoline

May Guinness make your lover honest and true
And when they're not - May they drop dead with bird flu.

May Guinness magic give the superbowl title to the gold and green
And may it keep your bed bouncing and your toilets clean

May it bring you courage in your time of fright.
When you ask that lovely lass or lad to stay the night.

Just think of this toast when you are so deep in sorrow
Because your good friend Guinness will bring a better tomorrow.

So raise your glass and drink up!! because Guinness is the best brew!!
And may that magical Guinness make all your dreams come true.

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